Dave loves potatoes. They are perhaps his favourite food. Roast, mash, lyonnaise, chips, jacket. Doesn’t really matter. In his opinion a meal is not a meal unless it includes potatoes. My take. They are okay but I like a bit of rice or pasta or couscous for variety.
In the boatyard, potatoes are an easy option on the bbq for dinner. Bit of tinfoil, spud on, 35 to 45 minutes later, jacket good to go. I decided that I was spudded out tonight so opted for a cheese and onion omelette. However prior to my eggy dinner I set off on a short bike ride to the shop. I fancied a bit of air as I’d been driving a sewing machine all day. A blast of air and a bit of exercise would be well received.
I needed a purpose for my ride so decided to head to the shop for some cold beers. It’s Friday night. I hadn’t had a drink all week so a cold lager seemed appealing in the last dregs of dwindling sunshine. I approached the checkout with a 4 pack of pissy Budweiser lagers and a bag of crisps. High quality carbohydrates for a Friday night.
”Can I see your photo ID?”. “I haven’t got any” I said. “I’m 53” I said laughing (well actually guffawing uncontrollably) and ruffling my hair to show my greying temples”. I then realised this was in fact a lie as I forgot I am now 54. “I can’t sell you anything without any photo ID. You could try the 7/11”.
I left shaking my head in a ball of laughter with my solitary bag of crisps. Refused alcohol at 54. I thought those days were long gone.
And she was right. The 7/11 didn’t care. They sold me lager with gay abandon.
3 thoughts on “No ID”
That is a classic. Breezy has been “off carbs” for the summer and so we are potatoless. I do occasionally get some couscous or noodles but I am on Dave’s wavelength.
As for the ID, 7/11 has the lead.
Have a fun time sailing with Kenny boy. I know he’s looking forward to it and having you both to himself for a long weekend.
Enjoy the uk. I know Kenny boy is looking forward to going sailing and having both of you to myself all weekend. X